My Bachelor Party Ended at My Mother-in-Law’s House

I was about to get married, and my father-in-law had insisted on throwing the bachelor party at his country house outside town. A huge property, five bedrooms, another building out back with a big barbecue pit and firewood stacked to the ceiling. If I knew him, I knew how things were going to end.

We left the city in my car: Camila, my future wife; Lucía, her sister; my mother-in-law; Renata, the cousin; and me. I drove with my mother-in-law beside me, because she’s the mother of them all and that seat is not up for debate. Through the rearview mirror I caught Lucía’s eye a couple of times and knew I was in for a long night.

Sebastián arrived alone in a taxi, after making up a work trip for his wife. He was my mother-in-law’s current boyfriend and a pretty shady guy, though by then I’d already learned not to judge anyone in that family.

—Settle in wherever you want —my father-in-law Hernán said as he welcomed us—. All I ask is that later you don’t complain about the noises.

Camila and I took the master bedroom, which he’d ceded to us himself. Lucía and Renata went into the guest room. My mother-in-law and Sebastián, into another. Hernán slept alone, or that was the expected thing.

We were changing when I heard a voice I wasn’t expecting. I leaned out the window and recognized Camila’s uncles parking a car.

—Are your uncles invited? —I asked, a knot in my stomach.

—No idea, Dad organized everything —she replied without giving it much importance.

—That old man better not start giving me dirty looks, because today is our send-off and I swear if he opens his mouth, he’s leaving with a broken head.

She took my face in both hands and kissed me.

—Relax, love. Let’s enjoy tonight. Mom already took care of making sure everyone comes with an open mind.

—You shouldn’t be drinking anything, right? For the baby.

Camila looked at me with a smile that lit up her whole face.

—I have to tell you something. Yesterday I went to the gynecologist with Mom. They’re twins. We’re having two.

I sat on the bed. I felt the air turn heavy, as if the room had suddenly gotten smaller. Having one child had already changed my life; having two was an entire world that wouldn’t quite fit in my head.

—Are you okay? —she laughed, handing me a glass of water—. You went white as a sheet.

—I’m fine. It’s just… a lot.

—It’s like living a dream —she told me in a low voice, stroking the back of my neck.

Dream was what I was living, I thought, sleeping with the mother, the daughters, the cousin, and by pure chance I’d escaped the grandmother because she was the only bitter person in the family.

Through the master bedroom window I saw the barbecue chimney already smoking. Hernán had lit the fire early. Camila went to her sister’s room to finish getting ready and I headed down the hallway.

Halfway down the stairs I ran into my mother-in-law. She was wearing a one-piece swimsuit, tanned right up to the neck, her hair still wet. Without saying a word, she pulled down the straps and showed me her tits. Any reasonable response I might have been able to give died in the air. I took them in my mouth like an animal going back to its feed trough.

—Here I find you, here I collect —she said through clenched teeth.

I laid her down on the landing and slid her swimsuit aside with two fingers. She was wetter than I would have been willing to admit. I shoved it all the way in without warning, and she dug her nails into my shoulders.

—Oh, you degenerate, you’re almost fucking a grandmother —she panted—. Go on with the son-in-law, go on with the little mother-in-law, go on, I can’t take it anymore.

I gave her a few minutes until she finished with her jaw tight and her head resting on the step. I made her clean me with her mouth, adjusted my shorts, and kept walking to the barbecue area as if nothing had happened.

***

On the back porch were Hernán, his brother Damián, and Damián’s wife, a blonde in her forties who had been looking at me with an easy smile since the first maté. Patricia. They were drinking whiskey, speaking little, and keeping an eye on the lamb on the spit off to one side.

—Come on, son-in-law, have one of the good ones before you’re a grandfather for real —Hernán said, pouring me a drink.

—Can anyone tell me what the hell is wrong with you two? —he asked after that, looking at Damián and me—. You don’t talk, you look at each other like shit.

—Let him explain —I answered—. At least I came out clean and nobody fired me from any company.

Hernán turned his head toward his brother. Damián fixed his eyes on the ground. No more was needed. My father-in-law nodded and went back to the lamb.

—What are you cooking, father-in-law?

—A lamb. It has to be done slow.

—I can see you’ve got it nicely staked out —I said, to break the tension.

—Today not just the lamb is going to end up staked out —Patricia replied from the lounge chair, laughing with her eyes.

My mother-in-law and Renata came down. My mother-in-law, in the same swimsuit I’d fucked her in on the stairs. Renata, in a tiny bikini that didn’t even cover half her tits and a scrap underneath that barely covered what was necessary. Renata is my mother-in-law’s niece, not Patricia and Damián’s daughter, though seeing them greet each other you’d think they’d known each other all their lives.

—Son-in-law —Hernán said, lowering his voice—, all you’ve got left is to fuck my sister-in-law, right?

—For now, yes, Hernán.

—So you started with Lucía and didn’t leave a single stone unturned.

—No, I started with Renata. A couple of years ago.

—With Renata or with Mía? —he said, narrowing his eyes.

Mía was the name Renata used when she worked at a massage parlor downtown. I’d stumbled into it one night, not knowing, after an office dinner. When I saw the “promoter” come out with her fake name, I nearly keeled over laughing.

—With Mía.

We both burst out laughing. I thought to myself: with this father-in-law I hit the jackpot.

To our left, Renata was already on her knees, sucking Damián’s cock like it was a formal greeting. My mother-in-law joined her on her knees, taking turns. Patricia stood up and walked over to me.

—In the end I’m the only one in this family who doesn’t know your cock, boy.

—Want me to introduce it to you?

—Let me introduce myself.

She yanked my shorts down and started in. The tongue was expert. So were the eyes.

—This cock already tastes like pussy —she said, pulling back for a second—. Who did you just fuck?

—Things that happen on staircases, right, little mother-in-law? —I said, looking at my mother-in-law.

She stuck her tongue out at me without letting go of Damián.

Hernán moved over to Renata, slid her thong aside without warning, and shoved it in to the hilt. Renata screamed. It was one of those screams you could hear three houses away.

—Uncle, how I missed that cock! —she shouted—. Go hard like when you took my virginity!

—I was told you know how to take it in the ass real well —Patricia told me, still with her hand on my cock—. I want to try.

—First I’m going to give it to you up front.

—Yes, but then you fuck my ass, deep.

—What a slut the aunt turned out to be.

—Whose hand do you think Renata learned to be Mía from?

This family was a bottomless box.

***

I laid her down on the wooden table on the porch. I started slowly, taking my measure of her, and then picked up the pace until the table started moving every time I thrust. It wasn’t a tight pussy, but it was juicy, hot, and it fit every push as if it had been waiting years for that encounter.

—Now I understand why your ex-sister-in-law talked so well about you —Patricia panted—. It may not be as long as my husband’s, but it’s thick and heavy-headed.

I felt two tits pressing against my back. It was Camila, dressed in the vinyl catsuit she’d bought for that night, tits out and strategic cutouts in the pussy and ass.

—Do you like my aunt’s little pussy? —she whispered in my ear—. Fuck her hard, she loves it.

Lucía and Sebastián were missing. It wasn’t hard to guess where they were: sprawled on one of the garden loungers, her riding on top of him, him with his hands on her hips and his eyes closed.

—Mom, Mom, I’m fucking your boyfriend! —Lucía shouted when she saw me looking at them.

My mother-in-law laughed without taking Damián’s cock out of her mouth.

I flipped Patricia over, lubed her ass with a finger, and started sliding into her. It went in with resistance, but it went in.

—Are you going to tell me this is the first time you’ve given up your ass? Liar.

—Treat me like when I worked with Renata —she panted—. Grab my hair, shove it all the way in. Treat me like the whore I am. Luna. Call me Luna, that was my name.

—Yeah, Luna. I’m fucking you for free. Today four men are going to fuck you without paying a cent.

—Oh yes, I’m coming!

I pulled out of her ass and Camila threw herself on top of her, licking her pussy while she came. I turned around and walked over to the lounger where Lucía was riding Sebastián. I tilted her a little forward and drove my cock into her ass with a single thrust.

—Animal! Warn me! —she shouted.

—Now I’m going to fuck you and call you little sister-in-law. Look at how we’re railing you with your mom’s boyfriend. One in front, one in back.

—Yes! Fuck me good and hard! But after you marry my sister you’ve got to keep fucking me, right?

—And to think when I met you, you were almost a virgin.

I saw Damián coming over to help Sebastián, so I gave up my spot and walked to where Renata was, now free because my father-in-law had gone to jam his cock into my mother-in-law against the wall.

—Hi, little cousin —I said to her—. They left your little ass wide open. I’m not going to make you kids, but I am going to give you cock.

—The man of the family has arrived! For now I’m happy with you fucking me hard. Yes, cousin, like that! I want to feel you filling my ass! Don’t stop!

Damián lay down on the floor. Renata, without taking my cock out of her ass, settled on top of him and rammed Damián’s cock into her pussy. The two of us started going at her at the same time. Double penetration was one of her specialties; I could tell by how she breathed, by how she moved without getting tangled up.

—Patricia! —Damián shouted from the floor—. What a good student you’ve got! She can hold out almost as long as you.

—Want to see how we compete? —Patricia replied.

She grabbed Sebastián, threw him on his back on the floor, mounted him, and my father-in-law came from behind and shoved it into her ass. The two of them, Renata and Patricia, receiving double penetration a meter apart.

My mother-in-law pressed her tits against my back while I gave it to Renata. Lucía was doing the same with her father. We were like that for several minutes, until Renata came out screaming and collapsed on top of Damián, pulling my cock out of her ass with a long moan.

—See? —Patricia said between pants—. I told you she was a good student. But she’s not going to beat the teacher.

***

Damián and Sebastián went to attend to Lucía, who was touching herself as she watched everything from the lounger. I knelt between Camila’s legs, still dressed in the catsuit, and started licking her pussy through the vinyl opening.

—Yes, my love —she panted—. Tonight I want to cum on your tongue.

She had a small, perfect pink clit and a sweet taste I knew by heart. I licked her slowly, biting her only a little, unhurried. Patricia came over and started sucking me while I took care of Camila. My mother-in-law slipped in behind me and sucked my balls, her tongue rising every so often toward my ass.

Renata was doing the same to my father-in-law while he gave it to Lucía. It was a chain of mouths and pussies being shared without order. My balls were about to explode, but I didn’t want to finish yet.

I straightened up and entered Camila at a slow rhythm, almost torturing her. My mother-in-law and Renata came over and grabbed one breast each, sucking them. Camila was sensitive from the pregnancy and didn’t last long. She twisted on the table, screaming from the pleasure of the thrusts and the two mouths, until she came all over herself.

—The women have fulfilled their quota —Hernán said, pulling his cock out of Lucía’s body—. Now it’s her turn.

My mother-in-law leaned on the table with her legs open.

—I want the full party —she said.

Hernán lay down on a lounger. My mother-in-law jammed his cock into her ass, turning her back to him. Damián came from the front and shoved it into her pussy. Sebastián came up on her left; I, on her right. She jerked us off with both hands and sucked us in turns, without losing the rhythm of the two cocks that had her impaled from the inside.

—More, more —she said—. Don’t stop. Fuck me real good, don’t be assholes.

I grabbed her head with both hands and shoved my cock into her mouth all the way to the hilt. She held out like a champion. I was in and out, jamming it into her throat, until she herself pushed against my hips so I wouldn’t stop.

—You wanted to be fucked real good? —I told her—. Have some cock, so you’ll shut up for a while.

Within a few minutes she was screaming, but with pleasure.

—At last! —she panted—. For the first time in years I feel full! I want cum! Lots of cum!

We arranged her as best we could on the table. The four men circled her. Damián was first and dumped everything on her tits. Sebastián bathed her in long spurts over her belly and neck. Hernán left three shots in her mouth and she swallowed them without blinking. I was last and finished on her face, playing with my tongue over her lower lip. She was making bubbles with the cum and laughing.

Lucía came running to clean me with her mouth.

—Now you’re going to be my brother-in-law —she told me, looking up—. But I hope that some weekend you get into my bed and fuck me the way you used to when we were dating, grabbing my hair and from behind.

—My cock is going to keep being yours —I told her—. Just like your mother’s, your cousin’s, and your sister’s.

My mother-in-law was still sprawled on the table, eyes closed, a huge smile on her face.

—Today I’m a one hundred percent satisfied woman —she said—. Thank you, family.

—You deserve it, mother-in-law. Without you, none of this would have been possible.

The girls went to shower for dinner. I took a quick bath in the barbecue-area shower. A while later we were eating the lamb, with the drinks poured and the new in-laws acting as if nothing strange had happened.

—Would anyone like a little tea to settle the food? —my mother-in-law said when we were done.

We all laughed. We knew what was coming. This family had no peace, and by then I didn’t mind anymore.